What we have Desperate Housewives XXX Porn Parodyhere, folks, is a play in two acts about the consequences of taking advice from strangers and the questionable decisions we all sometimes make.

Our tortured protagonist: NBA point guard Ty Lawson, who plays for the Sacramento Kings.

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ACT I

On Tuesday night, Lawson asked his Instagram followers to recommend a "bomb taco Tuesday spot in Sacramento."

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Seems simple enough. But ...

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*cue ominous music*

ACT II

The Kings had a game Wednesday night at home against the Brooklyn Nets. But according to a tweet shared by sideline reporter Kayte Christensen, Lawson was listed as questionable for that game as of several hours before tip-off.

The cause: gastroenteritis, a malady defined by vomiting and diarrhea. Coincidence? The internet thinks not.

The lesson, as always: Be careful where you taco Tuesday.

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